Secrets To A Happy Marriage


I offer you the following marriage tips which are hardly inclusive of everything one needed to know:


Have fun, have sex,be compassionate and patient.

You are both working towards a somewhat clean house


No passive aggressive BS 

No manipulative mumbo jumbo. Work as a team 
Be a team about money,kids,career,life etc 

No shutting down emotionally 

No game playing, ( unless it is of the sexy bedroom variety. ) 
AND one of the best gems there is, NO absolutely NO shit talking about your in laws. Granted, they probably do suck and honestly you both deep down know how annoying your own parents are. No matter how true the shit talking is lol 

Don't get lazy on the snuggles, and kisses and random touches here and there




Laugh and don't take yourselves too seriously 

Let go of pride. 

Have fun, have sex,be compassionate and patient.

Don't keep score.Maybe you did the dishes more this week, or maybe they did more laundry that week. Let it go. 

You are both working towards a somewhat clean house.

Be honest and open about everything. 

No passive aggressive BS. 

No manipulative mumbo jumbo. 

Say what you mean and mean what you say.

Work as a team. 
Be a team about money,kids,career,life etc. 

No shutting down emotionally. 

No game playing, ( unless it is of the sexy bedroom variety. ) 
AND one of the best gems there is, NO absolutely NO shit talking about your in laws. Granted, they probably do suck and honestly you both deep down know how annoying your own parents are. SO don't even go there because you will both get defensive and it is divisive. No matter how true the shit talking is lol. It isn't worth it. 

AND of course say I love you, BUT more importantly, actions speak louder than words. 

Don't get lazy on the snuggles, and kisses and random touches here and there.

Compromise about everything. 


And again, when all else fails, and you are exhausted and pissed off and shit is gettin' real...






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